they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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