My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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