I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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