Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dick very happy bro
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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