dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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