i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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