either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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