if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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