ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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