3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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