A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
