if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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