So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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