If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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