im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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