No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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