Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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