Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
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Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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