Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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