Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It's never too late to be topless.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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