Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Let's paint friendship bongs
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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