Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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