Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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