Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Bosox6253 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself

Fav 19 4683 1187
share tweet
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.

Fav 25 4849 949
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(305): View more from Florida

Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?

Fav 12 3800 1991
share tweet
(816): View more from Missouri

He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

Fav 37 16402 1542
share tweet
(641): View more from Iowa

is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?

Fav 6 3827 1839
share tweet
(661): View more from California

I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight

Fav 11 3018 1129
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.

Fav 10 2162 1212
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(563): View more from Iowa

No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.

Fav 2 854 536
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(608): View more from Wisconsin

In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP

Fav 0 34 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT