hotel room ftw
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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