No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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