Sponge bath it is.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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