I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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