I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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