well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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