i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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