I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.