just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.