Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?