it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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