I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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