yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa