I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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