I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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