My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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