Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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