Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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