Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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