I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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