As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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