there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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