she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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