Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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