Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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