I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just tell him i said nine months
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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