Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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