so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Farmville is her only friend.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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