Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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