i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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