I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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