You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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